The fat kid comes last.
[edit] Well..refer to the latter part of the entry for my comments on the fat kid.
I found this picture on the Internet (where else?).
As all of you must know by now, Ryan doesn't shy away from popping the collar.
Popping the collar is a lot like smoking cigarettes, if people ask you why in the world you do such a thing, you always answer the same:
"because it makes me look cool".
But if you run into the metaphorical brick wall of pick up lines regarding the popped collar, you can do what I do. Although its a bit of a long shot, it works more often than one would think:
"Why do you where your collar up like that?" asks the beautiful yet shy blonde.
"It's a bit of a secret really, what's your name?"
"Quit changing the subject, jerk" is her untimely response.
"Can I buy you a drink?" Ryan politely asks.
"No. Tell me about your collar"
"Can I trust you with a secret then?"
"Of course"
"I'm a time traveler from the 1980s, and the "Back to the Future" movies were based on me".
I got really into that dialog and I don't want to tell you how it ends.
P.S. It ends with me telling Jane Doe that Michael J. Fox stole my life jacket.
I'm going to try and upload another picture but as I've said before, I'm having difficulty formatting the blog lately.
So, the kid winds up on top.
I don't want to make fun of fat kids. In fact, I find it ethically irreconcilable. But you have to wonder, whats inside his lunch box. I think its a big giant rice crispy treat that was baked in the box itself.
P.S. I watched the film "Role Models" the other day. I recommend it.
"love take me down to the streets"
also, I'm listening to this right now. The real version, but she's great, no?.
posted by Ryan McClune @ 7:27 PM
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When a girl asks you about your popped collar, tell her you think she has a beautiful whispering eye.
Oh, and if we're playing a 'What's in the Lunch box?' exercise I am guessing it's his dignity..
or Brad Pitt's wife's head..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRJcxMe1zWY
Watch that video, copy and past it if the hyperlink isn't active. The payoff is about 1 minute in.
I have a small problem with the "because it looks cool" comment with regards to popping the collar.
I think it makes people "feel cool," but it's certainly a false sense of cool.
To be real, though, the only person who could ever pull off a popped collar is be D R McClune.
The picture of the fat kid is frightening.
Sorry for the poor grammar in the second to last sentence of that post. It won't happen again.
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