an interstellar burst

Hello, first I would like to extend my most sincere apologies to everyone for the delay. Ryan, I hope that TJ was good, next time send me a postcard. Jeff, I still believe that if you work hard enough you will someday manage a Outback in Wichita, maybe Topeka. If you really work hard you might be in Leavenworth. I would like you all to take a moment and be silent for Mr. Steve Irwin. He was a great man and has contributed more to society that the collective efforts of everyone reading this blog.

Well, as I write this I am listening to "The Weight" by The Band. I believe this song to be one of the greatest songs ever written. Having said that I would just like to inform you that I have no idea where this blog is going. I am not taking a shit while I write this but I am drunk. Some things have happened since the last update. Someone lost my disc one of "The Office." If it is not found in 2 weeks they are buying me an entire new set. In regards to other happenings I would like to express my disappointment in Kerry "Gunslinger" Meyer, KU's QB. He may be a gunslinger but he is not a very accurate one.

As I sit here I can not help but think about the second pet that Ryan lived with. Yes, I am talking about Gak. Now I do not know the exact spelling, I don't know if anyone does. I do however remember the death. More vividly I remember the day Ryan picked it up and the tail fell off. There is not a day that goes by where I do not think about the lost potential of that lizard. Why does god take away the good and leave the bad?

I would like to finish with a comment about the upcoming release of "The Departed." This movie appears to me to be a great movie. Now the quality of this update may be debated but this is the best I could do, I needed something and this is what came out.

Two lesbians and two gay guys are driving from New York to LA, who gets there first?

The lesbians, they go 69 the whole way while the two gay guys are still back home packing there shit.

posted by Ryan McClune @ 9:43 PM 3 comments

Here We Go

Ladies and Gentlemen, it begins. Well I am pretty confident that no ladies will read this. I would first like to address Anonymous, who are you and why won't you reveal yourself. No on to the blog. I would first like to let everyone know I am writing this at 2:45 am while taking a shit. I am also drunk. Now in regards to the post I made that earned me the right to write this, I forgot to mention that I have also had eczema.

Now I feel that I should write about my Labor Day weekend. I went on my first float trip. It was in Missouri so needless to say I met some odd mofo's. Now this is what happened to me. We were about 200 yards from the finish and I was in a canoe. We got pulled over. They said we were too drunk. I did not know that one could be too drunk to work a canoe. I also told the cops that I was a redshirt senior (I redshirted in acadimics my freshmen year). I then blew a 0.11. The cop said "yeah you are drunk." I responded with "No I am not, I blew 0.15 when I was 17 this is nothing." They did not do anything to us but they made me wear a kid size life jacket the rest of the way. I also could not get back in the boat when they let us go, I kept falling. Pretty much that is my life, I almost get CUI's (canoing under the influence). I guess I am lucky because if I did get one I wouldn't be able to canoe in the state of Missouri for a year. Well let me know how this blog goes and feel free to offer ideas for the blog.

I would just like to let you guys know that there is a blog meeting set for Friday at 7:00pm at Chasers, the women will have breath that smells of onions and the men will have curry flavored comdoms.

posted by Ryan McClune @ 12:48 AM 7 comments