Here We Go
Ladies and Gentlemen, it begins. Well I am pretty confident that no ladies will read this. I would first like to address Anonymous, who are you and why won't you reveal yourself. No on to the blog. I would first like to let everyone know I am writing this at 2:45 am while taking a shit. I am also drunk. Now in regards to the post I made that earned me the right to write this, I forgot to mention that I have also had eczema.Now I feel that I should write about my Labor Day weekend. I went on my first float trip. It was in Missouri so needless to say I met some odd mofo's. Now this is what happened to me. We were about 200 yards from the finish and I was in a canoe. We got pulled over. They said we were too drunk. I did not know that one could be too drunk to work a canoe. I also told the cops that I was a redshirt senior (I redshirted in acadimics my freshmen year). I then blew a 0.11. The cop said "yeah you are drunk." I responded with "No I am not, I blew 0.15 when I was 17 this is nothing." They did not do anything to us but they made me wear a kid size life jacket the rest of the way. I also could not get back in the boat when they let us go, I kept falling. Pretty much that is my life, I almost get CUI's (canoing under the influence). I guess I am lucky because if I did get one I wouldn't be able to canoe in the state of Missouri for a year. Well let me know how this blog goes and feel free to offer ideas for the blog.
I would just like to let you guys know that there is a blog meeting set for Friday at 7:00pm at Chasers, the women will have breath that smells of onions and the men will have curry flavored comdoms.
posted by Ryan McClune @ 12:48 AM
7 Comments:
Vince, it's about fucking time, first of all. Second of all, you need to post some kind of humorous picture that does, or does not, go along with your story. Congrats on your first official blog posting. I hope to hear of your many crazy shenanigans in KC, working at the paper merchants and such. One more thing, it is disrespectful to the sacred blog to poop while writing. I encourage you to talk about any and all kinds of fecal matter, just no writing while you're in the can.
Alright ladies, there is a new blog in town. I didn't create it to tear this one down, I was just bored and needed something to do. Come check them shits out.
Well Done Vince. And well done Jeff. I'll make sure I'm the first to post on your blog. Anyways, back to Vince. Funny story but no picture? Don't worry, your blogging will get better with time. I'm really proud of you Vince, I really am. She's in good hands I think.
I'm back from Mexico and very dissapointed in this lack of blogging by both you and jeff. A blog isn't just a hobby, its a lifestyle.
-anxiously awaiting your next post.
P.S. don't ever go to Ensenada, Mexico, its nothing but trouble.
The blog will be updated tomorrow you need not worry. It has taken awhile but I found the most horrific picture every taken, that was one of the delays
Come on Vince. I updated mine.
Waiting
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