Hello, first I would like to extend my most sincere apologies to everyone for the delay. Ryan, I hope that TJ was good, next time send me a postcard. Jeff, I still believe that if you work hard enough you will someday manage a Outback in Wichita, maybe Topeka. If you really work hard you might be in Leavenworth. I would like you all to take a moment and be silent for Mr. Steve Irwin. He was a great man and has contributed more to society that the collective efforts of everyone reading this blog.
Well, as I write this I am listening to "The Weight" by The Band. I believe this song to be one of the greatest songs ever written. Having said that I would just like to inform you that I have no idea where this blog is going. I am not taking a shit while I write this but I am drunk. Some things have happened since the last update. Someone lost my disc one of "The Office." If it is not found in 2 weeks they are buying me an entire new set. In regards to other happenings I would like to express my disappointment in Kerry "Gunslinger" Meyer, KU's QB. He may be a gunslinger but he is not a very accurate one.
As I sit here I can not help but think about the second pet that Ryan lived with. Yes, I am talking about Gak. Now I do not know the exact spelling, I don't know if anyone does. I do however remember the death. More vividly I remember the day Ryan picked it up and the tail fell off. There is not a day that goes by where I do not think about the lost potential of that lizard. Why does god take away the good and leave the bad?
I would like to finish with a comment about the upcoming release of "The Departed." This movie appears to me to be a great movie. Now the quality of this update may be debated but this is the best I could do, I needed something and this is what came out.
Two lesbians and two gay guys are driving from New York to LA, who gets there first?
The lesbians, they go 69 the whole way while the two gay guys are still back home packing there shit.
posted by Ryan McClune @ 9:43 PM
3 Comments:
Good post Vince, keep them coming. But, there is a slight inaccuracy. Gak was in fact the 3rd pet I lived with (possibly the 4th if you count the raccoon "Pizza").
Pet #1: Oscar (dog)-what a tragedy.
Pet #2 (monitor lizard)- a giant lizard bought and eventually neglected by Jimmy. It was never fed but somehow had the energy to hiss and snap everytime someone walked by it's cage. I gave away to some kid after Jimmy skipped town-leaving the damned thing with me.
Pet #2 Gak (chameleon?)- nothing to say here. A few months back I dedicated a post to that sad creature that included a beautiful original poem.
"I would like to express my disappointment in Kerry "Gunslinger" Meyer, KU's QB. He may be a gunslinger but he is not a very accurate one"-That's pretty funny Vince.
P.S. Because I am without a blog, I'm going to use yours to post some predictions for Saturday's EPL matches (on the comments page, of course). On Sunday I'll compare my predictions and see how I've done.
I'm thinking about getting into the risky business of sport's betting. But I'd first like to see how I would do so I'll make it public. Ignore the predictions, I just need a place to put them.
Liverpool 2 v Tottenham 1
Arsenal 3 v Sheffield United 1
Aston Villa 2 v Charlton 1
Fulham 0 v Chelsea 2
Manchester City 1 v West Ham 1
Middlesbrough 2 v Blackburn 1
Wigan 2 v Watford 1
Reading 1 v Manchester United 2
That picture of John makes me want to barf on myself, then on him, then on myself again.
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