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I figure since it’s been a few years since I’ve seen anyone from Kansas I should update everyone’s fading memory of myself. Please to enjoy…
Full Name: David Ryan McClune (hasn’t changed since May 3, 1983).
Height: 5’10” (hasn’t actually changed since high school).
Weight: 174 lbs. (about 10-15 lbs. less than the last time any Kansan has laid eyes on me).
Eyes: Blue (still).
Hair: Brownish Blondish (although thinning, and quite worryingly).
Awesomeness Level: 100 out of 100 (still).
Penis Length: ??? (haven’t measured it since high school. Do you use a ruler or measuring tape?).
Conclusion: I haven’t actually changed much these last few years. I’m a bit thinner (in both the weight and hair department), I’m still terrifically awesome, and lastly, I still maintain a mysterious penis length.
-By the way, the picture above was taken of me just a few days ago. I’ve grown a beard.
Full Name: David Ryan McClune (hasn’t changed since May 3, 1983).
Height: 5’10” (hasn’t actually changed since high school).
Weight: 174 lbs. (about 10-15 lbs. less than the last time any Kansan has laid eyes on me).
Eyes: Blue (still).
Hair: Brownish Blondish (although thinning, and quite worryingly).
Awesomeness Level: 100 out of 100 (still).
Penis Length: ??? (haven’t measured it since high school. Do you use a ruler or measuring tape?).
Conclusion: I haven’t actually changed much these last few years. I’m a bit thinner (in both the weight and hair department), I’m still terrifically awesome, and lastly, I still maintain a mysterious penis length.
-By the way, the picture above was taken of me just a few days ago. I’ve grown a beard.
posted by Ryan McClune @ 6:35 PM
4 Comments:
You and the NBA "Kings" franchise both skipped out on Kansas City for Sac. I can't remember, did you say you were taking classes at Sac State? Supprisingly enough if I had the balls to follow through with the winemaking course of study I was going to do after freshman year I'd still be in school at UC Davis GSM in Sac. We'd probably be roomies.
That is a nice picture. You look a little different, but I can't quite place it. Unfortunately, some Armenian gypsy lady at the cheap hair cutting place down the street told me my hair was thinning, also quite worryingly. We can be bald and out of shape together, no big deal. If Costanza has taught me anything, it's that bald out of shape men can still get a lot of ass.
I'm glad you liked the picture, Jeff. Facial hair can add a lot of confindence and character to one's mug. Greg, when I gradutate in December I hope to actually get into a MA or PHD program at Davis which is a much better school than sac state (or nut sac state). anyways, i'm half drunk and its tueday-nothing more to say.
As a resident of Nut Sacramento, you must be familiar with Charles Goethe. The philanthropist who's favorite places to donate were Sacramento State U. and uhh... white supremecy groups. Goethe was probably one of the worst people in US history. Up there with Nicole Richie.
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