The emachine is back with a clean bill of health. Thank you for the condolences. Thank you for being so brave during this unfortuanate absence.
I've officially sactioned this week to be Job Week. I had an interview yesterday and forgot my resume. I secretly suspect that I'm subconsciously sabotaging these opportunities. I turned in two applications, had one interview, and I'm really sick of Job Week already. Wish me luck.
I've been meaning to say this for a while, I think my readers (jeff & vince) should ply their trade in the blogosphere. That's blog talk for "get your own blog too". It's FUN and easy and makes you feel hip and technological. Not really.
I got one of those 5 DVDs for 5 cents things in the mail today. The DVD club thing where everything is cheap in the beggining but later on, they jack up the price. So I opened it up out of curiosity and instead of being hollywood type stuff, it was porno. A huge catalogue of cheap porno. And cheap porno just so happens to be my favorite kind.
Quote: "Sure, I've borked tons of women"
"You've Borked?"
P.S. When I can't find an appropriate picture for a post, I just look for a medium sized monkey on google images. And sometimes, I do it for fun.
posted by Ryan McClune @ 8:46 PM
6 Comments:
I believe the quote is from 40 Year Old Virgin. Good to hear the computer is healthy again. I was really worried. So what kind of jobs are you looking for during Job Week? Hopefully you're not looking for a job waiting tables, it sucks the life out of you. I'm currently in the middle of Job Week myself. I've submitted my resume to Univeral/NBC, Warner Bros., and a few other random companies with the hopes of leaving the serving industry forever. Good luck with the job search, and wish me luck with mine. Go for the cheap porn too. It could be the best investment of your life.
Waiting tables is out of the question. Not because its shitty but because unlike you, I have no valuable job skills or experience. I think I'm gonna try a bank or two before days end. I have a job cleaning pools if I want it but its really hard work and I don't really like hard work. Good job on the quote. I just watched for the second time last night and to tell you the truth, I don't think its that funny,its pretty funny though.
I'm intrigued by this anonymous fan.
ryan, i believe you can find a job, it is only a matter of time. Jeff, inregards to your soul, maybe you should quit waiting tables and try acting. maybe cheap porn, then you can be in one of those movies ryan gets info about.
that previous anonymous was me, vince, i forgot to put my name, the other anonymous, i have no idea but i also find this person interesting
You know ryan, 54 people have viewed your blog.
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