Mexico v.s. Iran - America's two greatest enemies
In honor of those funny sounding foreign names participating in this year’s World Cup, I’ve compiled a list of the names that I find the most amusing. Note that some of the following players are just not good enough to play for they’re respective national teams and therefore are not in Germany this summer. But nonetheless they are all professional footballers either active or retired.
Ryan’s Top Ten amusing footballer names:
10) Pascal Zuberbuhler (Switzerland)
9) Shabazz Baidoo (Queen’s Park Rangers)
8) Kaka (Brazil/A.C. Milan)
7) Wolfgang Wolf (Wolfsburg…honestly)
6) Stefan Kuntz (Kaiserslautern)
5) Arsenio Love (Angola)
4) Uwe Fuchs (Stuttgart)
3) Dean Windass (Bradford City)
2) Danny Shittu (Queen’s Park Rangers)
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1) Creedence Clearwater Couto (Lierse)
-I’m not kidding, check the link.
http://test.www.sport.be/fr/jupilerleague/0506/player.html?comp=2304&team=9207&member=13596
If today’s scores are a reflection of anything, it’s that my predictions are absolute rubbish. By the way, if I fail to blog by Monday’s U.S v. Czech Republic game, make sure to check out Tomas Rosicky (CM for the Czech Republic). He’s Arsenal’s new summer signing and I hear he’s tits.
Tomorrow’s predictions:
Holland 2 Serbia & Montenegro 0
Mexico 1 Iran 1
Portugal 3 Angola 1
P.S. I hope I never break my penis. Also, I’m quite sure that Murphy’s Law does not apply to genitalia.
P.S.S. The racy photo above (you know which one) is actually titled ‘World Cup fan’ so, yes, it is appropriate and quite nice. I think she’s an Ecuador fan.
posted by Ryan McClune @ 5:51 PM
2 Comments:
Those poor US bastards, losing 3-0. That's all I have to say about that. Still no Salacious Crumb sex dream. Although, I did have a sex dream about that girl in the picture, the one with her hooters popping out. It was glorious, and my weiner hasn't fallen off yet, so I'm happy.
Interesting website with a lot of resources and detailed explanations.
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