5.29.2006

This is the worst fucking country in the world


A lot of really brave men have died defending this great country of ours. Those who stormed the beaches of Normandy, Iwo Jima, San Juan Hill, etc. etc. But I got to thinking that we only celebrate the soldiers of the more memorable (and successful) military campaigns. So I will be the first to remember, congratulate, mourn, and bereave the brave men we have all lost in the following conflicts.

1)Dominican Republic (1965)
2)Lebanon (1982–1984)
3)Grenada (1983)
4)Panama (1989)

We have a lot to be thankful for, us americans.



Bill O'Reilly, Kobe Bryant, George W. Bush, 50 cent; at least our children have good role models.

Okay that's enough.

Here's a quote: "If I had a son, I would name him Isosceles. Isosceles Kramer."
-Seinfeld

P.S. Is the title for this post too offensive?
-It's from Reno 911

P.S.S. I couldn't find a decent picture that would be appropriate for this post. So enjoy this beautiful Arab woman.

4 Comments:

At 6:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I ask why should we limit it to conflicts? What about freak peacetime accidents? If a person jumps out of an airplane during traing and dies should he not also be remembered? Finally do you and or Fox qualify as veterns?

 
At 10:10 PM, Blogger Ryan McClune said...

Of course I qualify as a veteran.

 
At 12:25 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Granada? Didn't that last like 7 hours? I'm glad to see some updates on the good old blog. I've been lacking in non-porn related internet entertainment. It's good to see Vince back on the responses. Just because you're just graduating doesn't make you better than us. I have nothing else to say. I am going to the Magic Castle in a few weeks, which is very exciting. Apparently, they have this piano that plays any song, and I mean any, you tell it to, so I'm going to request "The Final Countdown" by Europe. We'll see if it plays that shit. I'll let you know.

 
At 1:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

june 12th U.S. in the world cup

 

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