Kelly Kapowski was a nuclear babe
So, I'm over this whole Urkel thing, let us never speak of him again. Jeff, I read your comment this morning and walked around all day quietly singing "Money don't make my world go round...". Anyway, in the spirit of "Family Matters' and classic 90's daytime television, I give you: "The Saved by the Bell Post" (one of many to come).
Here's a few questions.
1) Would a hot babe like Kelly Kapowski ever hangout with a dorky spaz named Screech?
2) Who would you rather bang? Kelly, Lisa, or Jesse?
3)Remeber that asshole Jeff that stole Kelly from Zack?
5)Have you ever had a Mr. Belding sex dream
posted by Ryan McClune @ 6:50 PM
3 Comments:
Q:Would a hot babe like Kelly Kapowski ever hangout with a dorky spaz named Screech?
A: No. Unless Dustin Diamond had a huge wang.
Q:Who would you rather bang? Kelly, Lisa, or Jesse?
A: Kelly. Even though Jesse Spano probably shags like a minks. Remember the time she became addicted to diet pills ("I'm so excited....).
Q:Remeber that asshole Jeff that stole Kelly from Zack?
A: Yes, I do remember him. The actor that played him also stole Denise Richards from Casper Van Diem in the movie 'Starship Troopers'
Q:Have you ever had a Mr. Belding sex dream?
A: NO.
1. Kelly would definitely not be hanging out with a guy like Screech. Screech ranks right up there with Urkel for dumbest characters of all time. Maybe if Screech had a suave alter-ego, Kelly would hang with him (and if he had a huge wang).
2. Most definitely Kelly. I'd also like to do Jesse, after she became a whore, of course. What about Tori, the biker chick?
3. I do remember Jeff, because he had a sexy name. His name in real life (not so sexy) is Patrick Muldoon. He's total chump change.
4. I fortunately have never had a Belding sex dream. I stick to the overweight Afro-American men.
Also, they have started playing episodes of SBTB on cartoon network right after family guy. Two brilliant shows back-to-back.
My answers are as follows, 1. no, 2. kelly 3. no 4. it depends, which mr. belding, the principal or his substitute brother. on a side note here is something for you mcclune. i am watching TNG and have noticed some major contradictions. in this episode it takes place 16 years in the future, riker is captain of the enterprise and data is alive, finally the enterprise is still a galaxy class starships. i will address this in a moment but i would also like to point out that data is still alive int he future part of the series finale and in that same finale which takes place mostly in future the enterprise is still a galaxy class starship.
first data, as you know he dies in the last movie so he should not be alive in the future. 2nd, the enterprise was destoryed in star trek generations, a new one was built but the new one is an intrepid class starship. these are very big mistakes and i hope the writers feel bad about it.
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