I found these Wookies on a Polish website
It's been quite a while since my shameless birthday post. And, of course, I have yet to do the much anticipated 'Teen Wolf Blitzer' post. But, as they say: absence makes the heart grow fonder. So, when the 'Teen Wolf Blitzer' does in fact arrive, it will seem all the more beautiful.
Recently, I've been watching a lot of BBC America, old re-runs of The Office, Ed v.s. Spencer, etc. Yesterday, I came across an interesting english insult in a particularly entertaining episode of Ed v.s. Spencer. It was "Beef Curtains". That's it, just "Beef Curtains". As you can already tell, I found this to be quite intriguing. And, after a little research, I discovered it's sordid origins and definition.
Beef Curtains:
1) "Big saggy pussy lips that can be brown or pink, and serves as a nice blanket for a cock on a cold wintry day"
2) "Yet another synonym for the female genetalia, specifically the inner labia. Sometimes used in conjuction with "rainbow tint"--referring to the color gradation at the ends of sliced roast beef.(Abbreviation: curtain)(See baloney flap).
By the way, feel free to do your own research into the origins of 'Baloney Flap'.
P.S. I'm about to hit the publish button and I'm having second thoughts. I think a post with information regarding pussy lips is wrong. If I cross that line, there is no turning back. What are your thoughts?
posted by Ryan McClune @ 5:21 PM
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