Remember Urkel?
For some strange reason I got to thinking today about that loveable african-american nerd known as Steve Urkel. To be honest I always hated 'Family Matters', but nonetheless, here is an Urkel post. What a stupid fucking character.
Questions for you:
1) What's your favorite Urkel memory?
2) Have you ever had an Urkel sex dream?
3)Who do you prefer? The original Steve Urkel or his alter-ego Stephan Urkell?
4) Am I spelling Urkel right?
posted by Ryan McClune @ 5:50 PM
4 Comments:
I should probably go ahead and be the first to answer my own silly questions.
Q:What's your favorite Urkel memory?
A: Don't have one. I never liked Family Matters.
Q: Have you ever had an Urkel sex dream?
A:No. But I probably will now.
Q:Who do you prefer? The original Steve Urkel or his alter-ego Stephan Urkell?
A:Neither.
Q:Am I spelling Urkel right?
A:Yes.
Good comments Jeff. Keep it up. Also, I think Urkel said "did I do that" like a million times. Each time more annoying than the last.
I must elaborate on the Carl Winslow sex dream I had, since I know everyone is interested. In my dream I was a giant jelly doughnut, the last one in the doughnut shop. Carl "fat shit" Winslow came in to the shop, because cops love doughnuts. He picked me up and licked me all over and sucked the jelly out of the middle of me (the doughnut). It was weird, but highly erotic. I guess it was more of a creepy nightmare than a sex dream. Interpret it however you'd like.
I think the Freudian explaination of the that particular dream would be as follows:
1) You have a subconscious urge to make love to a large african-american male in a position of authority.
2) You wish to incorporate the eating of sweets into this sick, sad fantansy of yours.
3) You may or may not have been previously raped while in the act of enjoying a particularly entertaining episode of 'Family Matters' while enjoying a jelly doughnut.
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