Ryan McClune's Intergalactic Travel Contest
Zach, why are you without a blog? Yodje Canyon (sp?) or whatever does not yet exist. Anyway, Arsenal 5-0 over Aston Villa, that's definitely a fucking dancer. People haven't been leaving enough comments to motivate me to keep up this charade. So, in hopes of motivating the proverbial "you" or "they" or even "them" to post more comments (the more ridiculous, the better), I will leave behind a picture of the true "world's best footballer".
p.s. its not Ronaldinho or Fat Frank Lampard or anyone who plays for Tottenham Hotsperm.
p.s.s. Today will be the first day of Ryan McClune's intergalactic travel contest. In order to win, submit one paragraph telling me which of the following three destinations you would prefer to visit and why.
1) The Dagobah System. Featuring the home of Yoda and many exotic swamps and creatures.
2) Kashyyyk. Planet of the Wookies. A place where one can admire the tremendous beauty of the Wroshyr Trees.
3) Tatooine. An Endless desert but an opportunity to hunt the elusive Krayt Dragon.
The winner will be announced in 5 days, based on the persuasive merit of the respective entry. The Grand Prize winner will recieve an all expenses paid intergalactic journey to the planet they have chosen aboard the Millennium Falcon. Void where prohibited.
posted by Ryan McClune @ 6:13 PM
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