Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance
It turns out that the mystery caller/stalker/murderer was just Zach. Case Closed.
Last night I got to thinking about "Sprockets". The SNL skit featuring Mike Myers as Dieter, a German T.V. show host. I went ahead and did a little research and found quite a bit. Here are a coulple of classic quotes.
"Would you like to touch my monkey? Touch him! Love him!"
"Karl-Heinz, you are beautiful and angular, and if you were a gas, you'd be inert."
"Gregor, your presence intimidates me to the point of humiliation. Would you care to strike me?"
"Why is it that the truly brilliant are doomed to a life of obscurity, surrounded by a sea of mediocrity, only to end up covered in sores in a pool of their own filth?"
P.S. I could really go for some refreshing broth right about now
P.S.S. Arsenal 2-0. Now that's a fucking dancer.
posted by Ryan McClune @ 6:46 PM
4 Comments:
Ryan McClune, I don't know if you have done yet, but i suggest you read the sprockets screenplay asap. You can find it here: http://www.fortunecity.com/tattooine/clarke/38/scripts/Sprockets.txt
It is probably the funniest movie never made (nor will it ever be made).
Remember, "Love is dead, Dieter, art is all!"
ryan, this doesn't have to do with the blog but look up online about the 13 crystal skulls made by the mayans, it is kind of cool
Vince i think you are thinking of the script to the movie 'The Phantom' starring Billy Zane.
scott. I read the script it was hilarious especially the part where he pours himself a bowl of cereal but instead of cereal its just a bunch of cigarettes.
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